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Why is a dildo better than a man?

1.  A dildo is always hard and ready to go.
2.  A dildo never farts.
3.  A dildo does not come in and wake you up at 3:00 AM smelling of beer and wanting to get laid.
4.  A dildo doesn't know when it is football season.
5.  Dildos never snore.
6.  You can put a dildo in the drawer when you are done and it will be there the next time you need him.
7.  Dildos do not care if you have six or seven of them at a time.
8.  lf a dildo gets tired all you have to do is shove an EverReady up his ass.
9.  A dildo never ask you to go get him a beer after he is done with you.
10.  A dildo never needs a shave.
11.  Once you are done you can leave him in you and he will stay there.
12.  A dildo never asks " Was it good for you?" so you do not have to lie.
13.  A dildo never asks for a divorce because he has found a younger girl.
14.  lf you break it during sex you can throw him out and go buy a new one.
15.  A dildo never wants to hog the remote.
16.  A dildo never leaves the seat up.
17.  A dildo is smarter than most men!
18.  If you share him with your best friend he will not sneak out behind your back and do her again.
19.  A dildo will never cum in your mouth.
20.  A dildo never says " Ah come on baby just let me put the head in your ass."
21.  You never have to name a kid after the U.S. Novelity Company.
22.  An old dildo works just as good as a brand new one.
23.  If your sister uses your dildo you can just wash it off and it will be good as new.
24.  Dildos hardly ever win a court case and take half of everything you own.
25.  lf you get real busy and do not use him for a week or two he does not throw shit around the house and grumble or go
out with the " boys."

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